A dead rat taped to a can pretty much was my first phone.

The idea of anything Buffy without Joss is absurd. I thought Buffy remakes were something that I would have to wait at least 20 years before dealing with. The industry is running out of ideas at an accelerated rate.

Terminator Salvation isn't the steaming pile of shit that some make it out to be but it's also never excels above being mediocre. Really the most damning thing to me about it is it never establishes it's own identity. It's basically Terminator's greatest hits with Bale turned up to 11. I will say Anton Yelchin as Kyle Reese damn near stole the movie. If it had been about him the film would've been much stronger.

Somehow I see this winding up on some Christian site as a way to show that gays can't raise children. They'll completely miss the humor and absurdity.

I have a feeling Lynch was taken off of Jedi so that a generation of geeks didn't have an existential crisis from viewing a Star Wars film.

Lucas keeps finding new ways to be evil and aloof at the same time.

What HE Podcast moment or conversation are you most proud of?

I second that. This is the first April Fools day joke that wasn't terrible I've come across.

After reading this and you and Eli's Twitter posts I'm thinking about FedExing battle implements to you for what is shaping up to be a truly epic showdown on the next podcast.

What event in geek culture would you go back in time to experience if given the chance?