1. "Flying high on life and golf at Shotonline! Happy Fathers Day!"

2. Gramps: "Ladies! watch out for that crazy fella!"
Erda: "Hey whats with the crazy jumping in the middle of the road!"
Shoaring: "Yea...what gives!?"
HappyWotan: "Double day and fathers day at Shotonline....life just doesn't get any better woo hoo!!"

3. "Why can't you all understand! Golfing at Shotonline is all i want to do for Fathers day..OH..that's what you all want too?....Woo Hoooo!!" Happy Fathers day all!

Zodguy on Vallar