Vould you like to know who I got zhese scars?

Mein Heavy...vas an eater...and vone day, he shows up to verk, a bit under ze weather, so to speak... and go I say, "Vat's ze matter, comrade?" and he zays to me he forgot to pack his lunch... and I say "Let me help you prepare your Sandvich, friend." And I take my Bonesaw, and I gently make ze Sandvich...but ze Heavy was restless. He shoved me, grabbed my Bonesaw and he approaches me..."Vhy so zerious, Doctor?" and he takes my Bonesaw and pushes it towards my cheek, and...he tells me..."Let's put a smile on that face, comrade!"

Man, I can't wait to get the new Killing Shore DLC!

I was hoping the Soldier would be Arthur. That way the Black Knight could be the Demoman.

TIS BUT A SCRATCH, BOYO.
Your arm's off, maggot!
...I've had worse.

ONE

TWO

FIVE

Bro, it's an alien.

So yes, Spy had sex with an alien.

>She

oh u

Homer's Creed II: Bartair

-Spy
-Sniper
-Engineer
-Demoman
-Pyro

These are pretty co-

-Heavy/Medic

MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!

Am I the only one who thinks the Heavy doesn't like the Medic like how they are usually portrayed?

Nope.

*walks away*

Squirtle used Meme!

It's Super Effective!