AND THEN LET US SNORT THAT INIQUITOUS SEAWALL THROUGH OUR NOSTRILS OF PURE RIGHTEOUSNESS TO HYPE UP OUR TRUTH AND HONOR TO THE LEVEL OF ONE OF THOSE HURRICANES THAT GOD'S ALWAYS SMASHING INIQUITIES WITH. GOD IS LOVE! PEACE OUT!

YES, thank you Scott! I know that I, for one, will be there. On April 30th! Spread the word patriots! APRIL 30th! Arriba!!!!

Oh man, I KNOW! I have a hard time when I'm fighting for all the stuff I don't understand, too. I get irritable.

I heard Obama loves bananas. Bananas. What do you make of that?

Wait, wait, wait, Crockettbone. Are you telling me that Obama is a Puppet for nWo? I don't mean to sound skeptical, but didn't they disband a few years ago after Hulk Hogan got his own reality show? Besides, even if Hogan IS the real force guiding our country, he'd be no match for Chuck Norris for real, if it came down to it. I think we can all agree on that.

Oh man, Jamilynn, me, too. I cried for, like, three or four days. Fetal position and everything--I mean JUST LIKE a baby.

Alllllllll aboooooaaaard the craaaaazzzzyyyy traaaiiiinnnn! CHOO CHOOO!!!!