Id like to have GWB back as prez for just one day, so we could invade Canada with an all out shock and awe campaign, destroy all their WMDs (hockey sticks), and smoke Sydney Crosby out of his hole and bring him to justice.

I disagreed with the luge thing but Im all on board here. Even seeing Rick Reilly's name makes me angry. I cant even think of anything funny to type about it, so kudos to you.

Now if you'll excuse me Ill go back to watching my team's offensive lineman retire at age 26.

A) Since when do people not named Stylez G think they can comment anywhere on this blog?
B) Im guessing D-Bag was not involved in the selection of the "Cuse is in the House" video

Do you have any footage of this game that isnt in slow motion?

Jim Boeheim could get the Nets to the playoffs.

The only thing I miss about living in Lauderdale was Dan Lebatard's show. He is about 1000 times cooler than you'd expect after seeing him on TV. They make fun of everything and everyone and "Uncle Luke" is usually on the show at least once a week. So is Trick Daddy, Their audio vault is pure gold filled with fake songs and bad interviews. And they still make fun of Wannstedt on a daily basis. Even though its all Miami, someone needs to syndicate that shit. Id listen to that over the pure shit I have here in Tampa any time.

More underwhelming: Tebow's Super Bowl ad or Tebow's Senior Bowl performance? I hope Uche Nwaderi has an opinion on this.,.

This Pacquiao/Mayweather thing needs to get settled. If only there was a way for two grown men who dont like each other to settle their differences.....

Actually, I would love to see you attempt that post. Im sure it would be filled with all the convoluted, Palin-esque logic of a "Tebow will be a viable NFL QB" article.

When do I get another update on LeMoyne basketball? When Cuse gets ranked #1?