Santorum isn't cranky?

That's not true. The constitution gives the congress the power to declare war, but it doesn't limit what they or the president can actually do at that point. We can go to war for any reason.

"women don't sexualize that part of the body on men"

Don't agree with Thay_Live but this is a huge lie in our culture today. Women can get just as turned on by ripped, topless guys as men do topless girls. It's just that we're used to it now. In the past, modest men did not go into public without a shirt. But the de-sexualization of women over the years, and that fact that most American guys are lard-asses, has obscured this.

"or perhaps his avuncular bonhomie toward a malevolently ambitious female"

He did what now?

Italy (Rome), Mongolia, and Britain did a pretty good job at it for long stretches of time.

First time I've heard George Washington described as simply being a politician. (even scoring points in a farewell address!)

Why not encourage emigration? They could pay people to set their families up in foreign countries, or at least the border regions. (like Xinjiang and Tibet) As much as we hate the idea of Chinese colonizing the world, that's what will end up happening anyway.

You fail at what could have been a sarcastic and humorous, albeit debased, way to make a point by not even knowing such a common medical definition.

This reads like an article at Cracked.

Wow the researcher's fridge actually says "Shit Burger". Nice.