There are Republicans in California?

And Parsons got his rocks off, too. So everybody wins.

Except for the elephant, of course.

So what was Israel's motive? Convince Saudi terrorists into blowing up the World Trade Center so Bush would attack...Afghanistan? What for? Doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, there are no voices in my toaster to help me out.

"Funny, there is another crime involving that group that also can not be examined using the same Western, rational techniques. In some countries, they will even put you in jail for examining it! When will you people wake up? "

Are you talking about the phony Holocaust? Yeah, it was all a hoax. I'm still waiting for all those Jewish jokesters to spring up out of their mass graves and shout "GOTCHA!"

Probably something more along the lines of "MoneyMoneyMoneyMoney....Mun-AAAAAY! WOO HOO!!!!"

You don't have to teach a cat that. They just figure out what it takes to pull your strings.

He will, in 2012.

When Jews start flying planes into our buildings and sawing the heads off of infidels, then YOU can complain.

That was Hal Holbrook.

But if he didn't cheat on his wife, you'd vote for him, eh?

In reference to The Usual Suspects - who said you have to give the audience clues about a twist ending? What makes a twist ending good is that people don't see it coming. If there are any clues, they shouldn't be obvious until the end of the movie. In The Usual Suspects there were clues in the opening scene and throughout the film. The fact that no one saw them is one of the things that made the twist ending such a surprise.