A prayer-buddy (at first i wrote fellow-intercessor, then felt like one of "those Christians" that liked to use too much lingo) of mine was just telling me a story about her pastor blocking off the back rows of the church and trying to squish everyone in the front seats so it looked like there were more people there.
Jesus help us all.

Sure signs of a cracked out cat:
cigarette butts in the water bowl (displayed in back)
& a buddy that is passed out behind him.

This cat-adoption could be well advertised even here on this website.
Isn't helping crack addicts something Christians like to do/talk about doing?