'Poop' index: camper takes a dump, market goes up.

An outreach program? It's frustrating that this generation of intelligence warriors fail to learn history. A culture which is hell-bent on destruction is certainly not interested in an outreach program. If so, then Japanese internment camps would not have existed.

Thanks, General for your service and words of wisdom. Don't worry fellow Americans, there are too many of us who do believe in God & Guns to allow any more harm to come to our country from the outside or even the inside. Americans are doing what they've always done: Unite. The Tea Party is an example, but do not be deceived by what you see on television. There are millions of Americans who may not be carrying signs but are walking along side Tea Party members and will show themselves at the polls in November. We're taking our country back and putting good Americans in place to stop the damage done.

And, exactly what did this president expect when he sent Big Ben out the White House kitchen door?

Oh, I'm so tired of this. Can't we get back preachers back to burning lousy albums? Britney Spears, Lady GaGa, Jonus Brothers, Justin Bieber albums? Anybody? Please?

Wil Ferrell's dad kicks major butt

A guy named Weiner uses football analogies?

I can't help but wonder how they found the border.

Looks like its time to reform the "Gray Panthers!" We're stocking up the motorhomes with our walkers, TV dinners, orthopedic shoes, bourbon and IHOP discount cards. Oh, yeah, those thugs from the AARP got our back too! Dat's how we roll! "They bring a gun, we light our oxygen tanks on fire and run like hell!" Dentures can leave a nasty scar. We got CB radios and know your every move. We are taking no prisoners unless they fit on the back of our senior scooters. War his hell!

"The city’s politicians argue that they are protecting Lake Elmo’s rural character. In fact, they are destroying that character by making it impossible for their farmers to earn an honest living and increasing the likelihood that family farms will fail."

Another worthless debate: Neither side of the argument is true. "Lake Emo's rural character" will not be taken over by Japanese exports and family farms won't fail by selling pumpkins from a plot of land 100 yards over the county's border.

Go back to work farmers and you county officials go fix that darn stop light in the middle of main street. Nothing more to see here. Move along.