The economic situation is much like a scene from the Titanic as the ship is about to ram the iceberg. The passengers all frantically begin fighting about what to do to save the ship. Mysteriously there is no real captain. Same ending?

Shoulda fragged your daddy's a$$ in Da Nang when I had the chance!

Kent, Wat went wong? We white men wiwwy want to wok wit you but you have us pegged as wacists. In fact U awr de wacist hewr. Shhhhh...be vewy quiet...we awr hunting wacists! Go do my laundry! Light starch, no spit!

The name alone is reason to question this clown. Reince Priebus? Are you kidding? No wonder he is an angry imposter lawyer type! He should sue his parents and leave the rest of us alone!

Second, no wait....first, he is an attorney...My dad always told me that politicians are nothing more than bad attorneys with a rabid ego problem.

"Four Legs good! Two legs bad! Four legs good! Two legs bad!".....

It must be hell trying to pretend to have class when you have none. We must not let this poor woman suffer any longer...I suggest we accept her and her husbands resignation papers at once to alleviate the hell, for all of us!

New designer stationery for the Government rep you love...
Show them you care...

5 new assorted scents:

Socialist Autumn Anal Leakage,captures that fear smell of liberal panties in November

Marxist Fecal Floral, resonates the scent of every utterance from the Regimes mouth's

A.C.O.R.N. Anal Spice, reflects of the odor of minions of sewer rats with SEIU badges

Libdem Dungy, a divine scent

Rino Sweat, for the rep who just isnt sure what to smell like.

Now you can do more than just "tell" your representatives how you feel, you can "smell" them how you feel!

Hmmm scented mailers...perhaps a novel new idea to send
future correspondence to our congresspersons...and The Supreme Regime Leader.

In the early 20th century, General J.J. "Blackjack" Pershing was sent to the Phillipines to put down a rebellion by Muslim seperatists. He buried the dead Muslims wrapped in pigskins which quickly put an end to the rebellion.

Hey New York! bring your new neighbors a bloody pork sandwich! Leave em on the doorsteps as a token of your appreciation!

In a few weeks, even Trump will renig on the deal to buy the joint!

In the early 20th century, General J.J. "Blackjack" Pershing was sent to the Phillipines to put down a rebellion by Muslim seperatists. He buried the dead Muslims wrapped in pigskins which quickly put an end to the rebellion.

Perhaps we are missing an opportunity to welcome our new Islamo friends to the neighborhood. What if each morning, New Yorkers stopped by their local butcher and picked up a small portion of pork blood and remains, and as a token of their appreciation, dropped it off on the doorsteps of the Park51 Project property? No bombing, no burning, no violence...just some neighborly welcoming to the "hood."

Im thinking that after a few weeks of this, the Head Muslim Sandrat will reconsider Trumps new offer of 3.00/sq ft for the property.

Their fanaticism is their own weakness! Pork em!