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HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Tonight's Forecast: Snow And Ice

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 08:18:18 +0000

I haven't been here long, round about last year. I was "Depressing Animated Movie Night Guy". Which pretty much pegs me as Bob Bummer. In happier news, I always wanted Eli and Denise to get together. I never realised they were an actual couple until now. At least not for sure. I was afraid to ask. Because of the awkwardness. Now all we need is for Josh to find true love.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Tonight's Forecast: Snow And Ice

Tue, 23 Feb 2010 05:55:23 +0000

I freaking knew it. I'd always wondered about whether Eli x Denise was a canon pairing, but I guess everyone wins now... Man, I hope I find my special somebody soon. Not ready for marriage, just, some actual human companionship would be nice. Eli and Denise, congrats.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Down Underdome

Tue, 8 Dec 2009 09:37:19 +0000

As for the comic, I loved it. Damn am I tired of trying to convince Americans that we aren't actually Mad Max territory, we merely have various Bartertowns which are apparently very successful because most of them survived the Credit Crunch. Yeah, I'm kind of glad us Australians got to keep "SciFi Channel", because most American TV companies treat us pretty bad. Then we set the Humungus on them and it goes downhill from there. It gets ugly negotiating TV in Australia. Oh, and I hear that drop bears, unmentioned in this strip, are pretty dangerous. I lost a neighbour to one of those ;P Anyway, as for the Edward t-shirt I'm not old enough to recognise who he is, but all I know is that even though my name is Jacob I can't call my fan club Team Jacob for at least twenty years until this Twilight craze blows over. Isn't it sad that people want a Werewolf Jacob instead of a real, somewhat more Australian one?

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Tales Of Inaccurate Wonderment

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:31:40 +0000

I remember growing up on an isolated mountain in Queensland, called Mount Tambourine. It kind of sounds like Tatooine, which is fitting because it was an ex-farm and I saw all three original Star Wars movies there as the first films I ever saw. And back then, before the internet, Darth Vader being Luke's father was a HUGE SURPRISE! I just didn't see it coming because neither my Mum or Dad spoiled it for me. I remember the disappointment of the prequels vividly. I didn't understand why The Phantom Menace was so damn... not right... at the time, I just felt unsettled by the blandness I guess, but when you're 9 years old you don't really expect film directors to be so generic with prequels. Of course I was too young to know any better. Years later I bought the Original Series Star Trek first season and had a blast with that, because I'd never seen it before. This was also due to the Internet, and my mother having watched it as a kid. She prefers Picard though. Her being able to play Grand Theft Auto IV makes up for that.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Plastic (guitar) Ono Band

Sat, 12 Sep 2009 10:40:35 +0000

LEAVE YOKO ALONE! *sobs* You're lucky she even PERFORMS for you fancy bastards! She broke up the Beatles, her husband died and everybody hates her! She struggled to gain recognition in her own right with her own solo career! *Chris Crocker rant OVER* Poor Denise. It's such a cruel joke but it works well. I hope she took this comic in good humor.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : X-Tweens

Fri, 4 Sep 2009 01:37:30 +0000

@All of Ya'll: My bad, all this time I thought it was Roy. E. Disney who made The Lion King happen, at least now i know who the real culprit is. That and I'm not even sure what I'm saying anymore, maybe Marvel being bought by Disney IS a bad thing, it's too soon to be sure.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : X-Tweens

Thu, 3 Sep 2009 02:30:38 +0000

I haven't seen High School Musical or the X-Men movies, so I'm a bit confused here. I don't even know who the Jonas Brothers are. But i still see what you did there with the pun. I really have to catch up on the loop with Western media, being stuck in animebloggerland does that to you. I'll always remember you, Walt Disney, just not for the films made after your death. Because that Lion King fiasco was totally not your fault, it was your brother's. Now we look forward to Marvel films which actually capture the original audience of Marvel comics, children, instead of grimmer and grittier movies based on Ghost Rider.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Welcome To The Machine

Wed, 2 Sep 2009 12:33:19 +0000

Also I wanted to point out that Josh gets more evil with every comic. How far will he go before he becomes a 21st Century Sade?

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Welcome To The Machine

Wed, 2 Sep 2009 12:14:55 +0000

@Joel: I just got the Princess Bride joke. I love it when there's subtle references I can pick up on, especially when the really old geeky stuff is hard for my 19 year old self to understand. For example I have never seen any of the Star Trek TV series all the way through. I fail as a nerd/geek somehow because of that. I hope your back feels much better soon, I recommend a family member instead of a chiropractor cracks your back for you, it always fixes mine right. Chiropractors for me summon up the image of the infamous Back Kraken, a creature so vile the back of no man can survive it and live without pain and misery.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : It Hurts When I Do this

Sat, 29 Aug 2009 11:31:33 +0000

Thank God you were kidding about the spine weevils, here I was thinking you actually had parasites of some description. Then again that's just me. Hope your back feels much better very soon, I've had my own problems, just not with my back, but with my head if you know what I mean.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : IT'S A [tourist] TRAP!

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 10:54:29 +0000

I still haven't seen District 9, but I have no idea why Eli would travel to the place to get a DVD of The Room... I really wanna see District 9 now!

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : The Time Travelers Wife Has A Lot Of Free Time

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 13:50:34 +0000

The Time Traveller's Wife sounds interesting from what friends who have read it told me, but the only real romance novel I have ever read was called "Train Man" by Hitori Nakano, which was about a Japanese nerd who finds love. So far it is the only romance novel marketed at men that has been successful, EVER, because the target male audience is a more romantic breed of man from all the anime romance shows they watch. Anyway, I disagree that movies shouldn't provoke uncomfortable emotions, for example I cried at the end of Midnight Cowboy when I watched it for the first time because I didn't know what was going to happen... *sniff* RIZZO! *sob* I'd probably watch this time travel romance movie if I had a girlfriend to watch it with, but I'm so very, very lonely.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Exploding Is Half The Battle

Tue, 11 Aug 2009 02:22:44 +0000

I admit it, as a poor deprived Australian born geek I never experienced G.I. Joe. G.I. Joe wasn't even mentioned in the playground when I was a kid. We had Transformers, but somehow G.I. Joe couldn't even infiltrate Australian consciousness with Snake Eyes's help. That said, I probably felt more offended at the Transformers movies by Michael Bay than a G.I. Joe movie which is a revival of a franchise I know little if anything about.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Lo-FijiNKS: The Secret Life Of The Xenomorph Teenager

Tue, 4 Aug 2009 01:16:58 +0000

How about "Alien Vs. Creditor" as one of the episodes, where Alien Teen's mobile/cell phone bills go through the roof?

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Lo-FijiNKS: What Happens On The Moon...

Tue, 4 Aug 2009 01:13:55 +0000

@bipolarbear: Man, can't beat that, so here's my lame theory: Buzz Aldrin discovered a zombie virus on the moon, and had to kill that dude so he wouldn't bring the virus back to Earth... OH NOES!

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Lo-FijiNKS: The Secret Life Of The Xenomorph Teenager

Sat, 1 Aug 2009 09:29:19 +0000

"My girlfriend impaled 27 faces!" "In a row?"

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : A Princely Pursuit

Thu, 2 Jul 2009 13:32:41 +0000

I read all the books as they came out, I grew up with these books even though they seemed incredibly stupid as a concept when I was a young lad, but good children's books prevailed and I read 'em all. Harry Potter was like the Post-Pokemon craze for us Gen Y kids. God, I feel old, I'm refering to Post-Pokemon like it was Post-Punk Rock...

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : More Than Should Ever Meet The Eye

Sun, 28 Jun 2009 15:31:16 +0000

Balls of Steel: Transformers Edition. AC/DC called, they want their Big Balls gig back.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Webcomic : Explomance

Fri, 26 Jun 2009 14:30:18 +0000

Love means never having to say... ARGH MY HEAD'S GONNA BLOW UP LIKE SCANNERS! Michael Bay, man, that dude makes EVERYTHING blow up. You know what I would like him to take on? Michael Bay Presents: My Dinner With Andre.

The HijiNKS Ensue Podcast : Post Questions, Topics and Links for Podcast #59

Wed, 24 Jun 2009 09:16:29 +0000

Hetalia Axis Powers is THIS: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/AxisPo... And THIS: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYMRYSWa0EE Korea is angry because they think Japan will gloss over their less than admirable WWII ventures. Oh, I was sharing that with you because it is, in essence, comedy GOLD. Pure comedy gold, for you to make a comic strip out of. I mean, you say everything's funny, right, if this ISN'T a hilarious concept, what IS?