New title, "Drunken driver attempts to pass in front of moving train. FAIL."
Somebody needs their pills.
Well, ever since our continent was connected to that continent. I wonder how long you have to be here before you're not considered an invasive species anymore?
I know, getting paid to walk the beach. You know it would be more like this, "This is your ten foot section. Don't deviate."
Thousands of workers must be hired to patrol the beaches and remove any element which may have floated to Oregon within the last 100 thousand years. A laser defense system should be created to instantly incinerate any airborne creature which attempts to enter Oregon airspace. We must develop a semi-permeable dome to cover all of Oregon which will filter out any non-native atmospheric particle, gas, or disease. All persons, creatures, and vehicles attempting to enter Oregon should be quarantined for 90 days (at their own expense), and have a complete medical workup and background check performed (also at their own expense) to ensure Oregon remains free of any unnatural, unpleasant, or undesirable element. Only if we do all of these things will be remain safe.
Since the Green Line went in, the 71 and 72 bus lines are now pleasant to be on. Guess what runs right down the middle of those two bus lines? It's easier to jump on a train than to deal with a bus driver who is a call away from the police. Did they also do a survey on any reduced crime on surrounding public transportation since the train went in. See, it's the same dirt bags as before, just moved to a different location. The train didn't magically transport them there.
What time is lunch on the agenda?
Congratulations Mom, your child made the news in at least two states! Soon maybe he'll be on posters at the Post Office nationally. You and your inseminator can be proud of your offspring and a job well done. Now we know why some animals eat their young.
A business owner in my neighborhood once claimed on the news that his controversial business was vandalized. The news people came down with their reporters and their video cameras. Everyone rallied around his free speech rights, and his rights to own and run such a business. Several employees later told me that their employer (the business owner) had committed the vandalism himself, and of course called the news people. Lots of free advertising by the local news channels. I see nothing here that proves any difference between a local gay bar, or a controversial church, and we still end up with the same whack-job hate peddlers who feel compelled to post their views.
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