Ah crap, they cracked the code. We're doomed.

Clearly an Obama supporter.

Forgive me Lord, but may he suffer a traitors death?

It's becoming increasingly clear. We have entered into, THE TWILIGHT ZONE.

Okay, what I missed in that video is the machete coming down on the top of his head. Why didn't that happen? Did I miss that part?

Okay, I've been sworn to secrecy on this. I'm scared right now. It's embarassing. LAWERNCE O'DONNELL TOUCHED MY PENIS! Oh gawd I said it. Okay, he didn't actually touch it. But the way he was looking at me in that video I got the sense he wanted to. And MSNBC is protecting him. Let's boycott MSNBC! Oh wait, we already do that.

Laugh at me will ya?

Okay wait. "Do whatever you want to do". BRILLIANT!!! Just frickin brilliant. Why couldn't I have thought of something like that. "Do whatever you want to do". How can we even remotely compare to such brilliance? Only the elite can come up with stuff this earth shattering. "Do whatever you want to do". Against that kind of brilliance, we're doomed. We should just surrender right now. I am joining the Occupy movement as I type. Since they don't need them anymore, I am occupying an occupiers home. What a dump.

Man? Woman? I couldn't tell. Anyway, WTF!!! Thanks Obama, Thank you so very much.