Maybe I'll write episode 2 to celebrate the 1 year anniversary of this article. I completely forgot this one even existed.

I completely understand what you're saying. But the funny thing about it is most Cracked writers are the same way (I myself have written stuff for Cracked...in fact, it's the reason Funny Crave exists). In our Cracked writers lounge we have dozens of writers that basically talk about the same thing I posted above.

Personally, I don't believe there are many people out there that truly don't care what people have to say about what they do. But my write up above is specific to comedy. What good is a joke if there's no one around to laugh at it? if you tell a joke in a forest, and no one is around to hear it, is it funny? Maybe to you, but is it funny to anyone else? You'll never know until you get the out of that forest and tell that same joke in a city where there are some ears to hear it.

Shit, I'm addicted to collecting RSS feeds and I didn't even know we had one. Thanks for letting us know, Wyrd. And thanks for the kind words, and for assuming we have legions of fans. I think I just blushed.

I can't help it, AJ! I think I have a natural musk that attracts them.

But, no. This one is pretty far from our most commented article. After a quick check, our Adam Lambert "Judging An Album By Its Cover" article currently has 64 comments on it. And after another quick check, my Facebook status updates article has 76 comments on it. If tomorrow one of us wrote an article about shit status updates written by Adam Lambert we'd be swimming in a pool of money and hookers by the weekend.

Good. Thanks for the update, Josh. My heart can now continue beating.

Damn, is the fact that I don't make it to the gym very often that obvious?

It's specific to the Double Down. Depending on how healthy your diet usually is, everything else from KFC will either cause Lightening Squirts or the Tsunami Shits.

No. Common misconception when it comes to dick mist. You see, dick mist is made of something that can turn to liquid when it comes in contact with heat. It's in, like, every science book out there. It's a fact.

I'm not gonna lie, I fucking love Weekend at Bernie's 2. But I think I might love W@B3 a bit more. Oh, and W@B is what us cool people call the epic Weekend at Bernie's two-logy.

Alright, that's it. I'm done. Adam, Ian? I'm taking the rest of the month off. Nothing I do will compare to having the real Jon "The Impaler" Sharkey leave a comment on my article.