Explaining why its REAMDE and not README would give away spoilers. You should read it, its good!

I had a mammoth corpse fall in front of me out of the sky once, but I've had none of the problems this lame ass video attempted to lampoon.

Actually, I came across this... http://www.fireflyshipworks.com/map-of-the-verse/...

The 'Verse is a collections of systems. An Arm I think they call it..

Really? You have any links to confirm this, because I have a hard time finding any cannon related to the series. I'm more of a brown jacket the a brown coat, and I want to get into the Firefly/Serenity universe...

Wow, Medea's got some flat tires there...

Here is Jerry's plan.... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UW8UlY8eXCk

Anyone else notice the Mercedes Benz logo in place of a piece sign on some of their projectiles? Champagne socialists and limousine liberals the lot of them...

What... You run out of rapists and murders in Tehama County?! I agree with Glenn Reynolds; I feel comfortable concluding that Cohen’s appropriation is much too large if he has time for cases like this. I encourage the relevant officials to direct the money to more significant priorities in this time of hard-pressed public budgets.

Seriously... LEOs are going to need to decide weather they want to uphold the oaths to the constitution or the their oaths to their union.

There have been several cases where police have been deemed not liable for any injury you suffer waiting for them to arrive. If memory serves these cases were both brought in the SF Bay Area city of Alameda, the island that rust forgot, where you can't carry concealed and subject to the rest of California's ridiculous gun laws.

California received the Brady bunch's highest grade; and it has the highest per-capita murder rate.