He doesn't beat women, they just have a tendency to run into his fists.

Also, trade was for 2 2nd rounders, not 1sts.

A few thoughts on that gem of a video. The award should now be named after this guy. The AC Transit Hero Memorial Weekly Award for Feats in Beard Sportingness. He better have got that job he was interviewing for after this. How much would you pay to see his reume? How much would you be willing to bet it proclaims himself "a motherfucker" somewhere on it.

I'm pretty sure Ohno at least won the gold in "Douchebag Soul-Patches."

MMA just looks like a game where the goal is for one guy to blow the other, while the other tries to prevent him from doing so. Fellatin' Kenny Florian is my suggestion.

In Soviet Russia, ball shoots you.

Not a single "Love Boat" mention in the entire post, for shame!

So far the "Whom They?" knock-off shirts have proven to be far less popular.

The Japanese thought they were pretty good at hot-dog eating for a while there too until we showed them who's boss. USA, USA, USA!!!