Translation of Oprah's tweet: PLEASE WATCH MY CRAPPY NETWORK.

So, Roseanne, dress up like your idol Adolf Hitler lately?

I guess it's fair - after all, I have a poster of Barack Obama on my locker at work where it says "Total RETARD", made up like the movie poster for Total Recall. I've been warned to take it down twice, this may help my cause. Thanks for the help guys!!!

I live in the state of Washington - and my kids schools f***ing suck. The bulk of the teachers suck. Their whole model f***ing sucks. They need to scrap the system and start over. I've had to deal with them begging for more cash since the beginning of the year - and I know even if we gave them EVERY DIME WE HAVE. it still won't be enough - because when you get right down to it, the TEACHERS SUCK.

Looking at the picture up there - I see my congressman in the upper right corner.

What a non-shocker there.

It could've been like the British TV show Red Dwarf - they had him going to jail over his mob connections.

It's all about the Obama narrative. Right now the Big Zero is saying "Obstructionist, do-nothing Congress" - putting all the blame on the Republicans. Conveniently forgetting to mention that the one doing f***-all is the Democrat controlled Senate.

Wow. So either the WH is lying (what's the chance of that LOL) or Harry Reid doesn't know the rules?

I wonder what the odds are on both?

I guess it could've been worse - they could've had Mariah Carey and Christina Aguilera doing it. Talk about dog-whistling - when my dog hears their music, she goes into her kennel and tries to cover her ears until the song is over. I mean, I thought it was musical taste - but she does that anytime my kids play their electric guitar too...

Maybe it IS just that my dog has musical taste!!!!

Once again, Adam Carolla is proving that not every celebrity is f***ing idiot.