Bump that, is that guy really related to Bruce Lee??

And he runs like a girl in those mom jeans. Definitely could see a downward angle on the ball shortly after it leaves his hand. So scandalous.

Should have had a V8...

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/product.do?product... and the company that sells that toy ink machine on Amazon, also has this available http://www.amazon.com/Radica-I6003-Big-Screen-Pok... for your young deadbeat. I wonder if they make "Kiddy Liquor" hhmmm... Mt. Dew? I think I'm onto something. And so launches the Parent Group S.T.R.I.C.T. Suggestive Tools Revealed In Children’s Toys

http://www.walmart.com/catalog/detail.gsp?image=h... What is the world coming to?! I can't believe I don't have a tattoo yet! I used to have Pooh Bear Tattoo bandages all over me growing up! .. I was clumsy.

Maybe we shouldn't allow little girls to get their ears pierced either. That just leads to other holes in ones skin such as the nose, lip, or eyebrow.

Also, they sell tattoos in every single store you go in to. For 50 cents any child can purchase a temporary tattoo and they are a lot easier for a child to obtain than this contraption which I'm sure also requires some assembly on the part of the "adult" Two quarters and any child can have a tattoo. http://www.walmart.com/catalog/detail.gsp?image=h... Lets nip this thing in the bud and abolish those machines! While we're at it, the candy machines can go too. Candy rots your teeth, only adults should be able to make the decision about the future health if their teeth. Actually, while I'm thinking about it, the whole entry way to WalMart should be abolished. Putting quarters into machines...reminiscent of slot machines. Those crane machines, also a lesson in gambling... The world is just slam full of bad examples for children. Lets start an activist movement!!

Aaahhh Gatorade. What would the sports realm be without you... other than really thirsty...

Free Slurpie?! Could this be the greatest day ever?! Yeessssssssss