I can see why the kids might sit there for a few minutes once or twice, but those poor kids have been sitting on that couch for almost seven years now! Also, they don't age! So I'm guessing they're vampires. or Bob Saget Ted is suffering from some form of psychosis.

He'll probably start calling them "Michelle" by the last episode, too.

Oprah, obscurity; obscurity, Oprah.

Awful. Just awful. And the guy doesn't even know how to make the most of a comedic goldmine when it lands right in his lap (the barking dog). He acted like it was a problem. Dude! That dog just saved your sorry butt!

Madonna has been an international superstar in pop music for thirty years. Comparing her to the Rolling Stones is perfectly appropriate. They have twenty more years on her but no more influence on the culture and arguably less.

I'm not a big fan of Madonna, but it's silly to deny the enormity of her career.

She referenced a whole slew of "middle aged white men" who, compared to middle-aged female performing artists, ARE immune to ridicule and discrimination!

But dancing has always been an integral part of Madonna's act. It's not like she was Maria Callas, and, quite frankly, her dancing is still spectacular.

Madonna was like ten years old when the hippie nimrods were telling people not to trust anyone over thirty. When I was ten, idiots were having pre-AIDS swinger parties. Am I responsible for that?

The only thing I've seen Eastwood getting worked up and/or insulting about lately is opposition to same sex marriage.

Yeah, he's a real right wing hero.

The ending of the Ferris Bueller commercial makes no sense. When he told us to leave the cinema back in 1986, it worked because the stragglers were supposed to leave. But if you're watching a commercial, you're not supposed to leave. You're supposed to stick around. Instead, he should have said something like "Where are you going? You have to watch the next commercial. Sit back down!"

So much that it's an outrage and should be stopped immediately!

Or so little that they'll hardly even notice, so let's put an end to it immediately!

Either way, they shouldn't get any money.