Welcome tourists... or as we like to call them in North Korea... Moving Targets...

Is there any other organization, BESIDES government, that can be so blatently corrupt and still elicit blind devotion? These guys can get away with anything!!!

Wow, Chicago just keeps cranking them out...

Who cares? If the man and the horse loved each other, it shouldn't matter. They are in a commited relationship.

Man horse love is still love, just like man and woman love. We should legalize this!!! Protection for difference species partners now!!! Where is the justice?

Wow, I never thought I would see the day when I aggreed with a terrorist leader. The UN is a total joke. It is a debating society. Let some other country get suckered into hosting them.

"Baines likely suffered a heart attack but an autopsy will be conducted to confirm the cause of death, said her longtime physician, Dr. Charles Witt. "

Uhm, could it be that she died because she was 115 years old!

Sorry to the friends and family for the loss, but this lady rocked it to 115. Pretty sure it was her time to go. I hope I can hang around that long. But really, is an autopsy something that shoudl be done on a 115 year old lady?

God Bless and carry you to the next life.

Squatters Rights... I have a spot in front of my house, right on the street, where I park my car. I park there every day. It is directly in front of my house, and if I am not there, it is still clear when I get home. When it is not, I get upset.

My neighbors will not park there, but not because they are scared that I will go ballistic, but because they respect the fact that I have parked there. It is just "my spot."

It is about being good neigbors. I will open my garage to anyone that needs something and as a community we are heppy to help and support each other. I even mow my neighbors lawn for him, at no charge. It just so happens, that because of a community understanding and courtesy, that is my parking spot. In fact the neighbors are quick to have visitors park somewhere else.

That is what the Lobstermen have in place.

There is a low cost cure for this... it is called an "OFF" button.

I have spoken to parents who can't figure out how to get their kids off the television or computer and doing things. TURN IT OFF!

Seriously, why are we coming up with excuses instead of parenting? I remember when I was younger, and I had watched two hours of cartoons, my Mom would turn off the tv and tell me to go outside and ride my bike or play out there...

And... he got a free ride and a meal at the taxpayers expense. Exactly what he wanted in the first place.

This is socialization at it's finest.

If he didn't have time to read this, how could he have read the healthcare bill... Maybe if you put it on a teleprompter?