Why does there need to be a cross on the water tower in the first place? And why do Christians feel like they need to use government resources to promote their religion? I thought most of them were against Big Government.

I love the irony that Illinois was misspelled in the headline.

How about Fergie's version?

That's not a serious vote, btw. ;)

Darn, I'm too late. I was going to vote for the George W. Bush version.

Oh, is it Opposite Day already?

Reminds me of a story from when I was a kid. In 1990 some fool named Iben Browning predicted a major earthquake to hit the New Madrid fault sometime at the begin of December. People were freaked out. I knew some people who said they were going to spend the entire day sitting out in a field just to stay safe. There were rumors that they were going to shut down the schools for a day. Of course, the day came and went without even a slight tremor. There hasn't been a significant earthquake on that fault to this day.

Ah, looks like you got one of those CopyPasta Christian trolls. They can never put forth their own argument so they have to use someone else's words. Not a single original thought in their pointy little heads.

Nice digs. ;)

Has anyone prayed for Omarion yet???

And exactly how many roads has God paved lately?