Go for it as it was sent to me :)

A woman Obama voter from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,
and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA .

There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid
down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor.
She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"

He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility.
I'm sorry, but due to ObamaCare they turned me down."

Newt Gingrich's campaign says a press release that appears to come the campaign "regarding reports that he forced ex-wife Marianne Gingrich to terminate a pregnancy" is a fake.

The fake press release came from an email address in which the "1" in 2012 is replaced by what appears to be a lower-case "L." A search of an online web registry shows that someone registered "newt20l2.org" (with the lowercase L) today. Their name was withheld.

The fake release, in which Gingrich is quoted as saying "I have made mistakes in my life. This was one of them," comes on the heels of a fake CNN Breaking News alert sent overnight to Republicans in South Carolina, which holds its primary tomorrow. The false email claimed that "[a] source close to Marianne Gingrich tells CNN that former House Speaker Newt Gingrich forced her to abort a pregnancy conceived during the affair that preceeded her marriage to Gingrich."

News like this MSM never reports
Just another job Americans are too dumb or lazy to do that these wetbacks take and his punishment will be a $30,000,000 contract and zero fine on the so called American team that hired him

The Cleveland Indians pitcher known as Fausto Carmona issued a tearful apology Friday as he was released following his arrest for allegedly using a false identity to play baseball in the U.S.

"I ask for the forgiveness of my fans, the government of the United States and the Cleveland Indians for this situation," he said upon leaving the court, where a judge released him on bail of about $13,000.

Police arrested him Thursday outside the U.S. consulate in his native Dominican Republic when he arrived to get his visa renewed. Spokesman Maximo Baez Aybar said the athlete's real name is Roberto Hernandez Heredia and that he is 31, three years older than he had claimed.

He was the second Dominican player arrested in recent months for using a false identity.

Marlins reliever Leo Nunez was arrested last month for using a false identity, three months after the team placed him on the restricted list when it became known he was playing under an assumed name.

Nunez, whose actual name is Juan Oviedo, was quickly released and officials said he would not be prosecuted because he was cooperating with a larger investigation into the use of false documents.

Lawyers for Hernandez said the Indians pitcher would speak in more detail at a later news conference. Judge Keyla Perez ordered him not to leave the country and required him to check in with prosecutors while the case is under further investigation.

His lawyer, Joaquin Perez, said they did not know if pther players were also under investigation in the case.

Carmona is due to make $7 million this year, and the Indians hold options for 2013 at $9 million and 2014 at $12 million.

"We were recently made aware of the situation that occurred today in the Dominican Republic and are currently in the process of gathering information," general manager Chris Antonetti said after the arrest.

Carmona's career in Cleveland has been one of extremes.

After going 1-10 in 2006, the right-hander with a wicked slider won 19 games in 2007, shocking the Indians, who had briefly experimented with him as a closer. Carmona followed up with a disappointing 2008 season, and in 2009 the club sent him to the lower minors to work on his mechanics.

Great so not to be seen as racists let's stop food stamps, welfare, HUD and giving unemployment to africans and mexicans who have never worked a day in their lives and only those who say they are nothing more then American
get our tax dollars.

Why would that be an issue when we already have morons living and gang banging in the whitehouse :(

In short obama told an American company to screw off as he rather let his brown bros make our military planes

Hawker Beechcraft said Tuesday that it is requesting the Government Accountability Office review the Air Force’s move to exclude it from the bidding process for a Light Air Support aircraft.

“(Monday) we received notification that the United States Air Force formally denied our second request for a debriefing,” the company said in a statement. “As a result, we still have no information on why the Beechcraft AT-6 was excluded from the Light Air Support competition.”

Sen. Jerry Moran said Tuesday that the Kansas Congressional delegation has insisted that the Air Force meet with Hawker Beechcraft on the reasons it told the company it isn’t eligible to bid on the $1 billion contract. It’s asking the Secretary of the Air Force to have a conversation about those reasons.

“It’s not that Hawker didn’t win the contract,” Moran said. “It was in the late stage of the contract they were told they were an ineligible bidder. That makes no sense, and there certainly needs to be an explanation.”

The delegation is also insisting that the contract not be awarded until the answers are forthcoming, Moran said after a function at Newman University.

“Hawker has great experience in building this aircraft,” he said.

Hawker Beechcraft offered the Air Force its AT-6, based on the company’s T-6 trainer. It was up against Brazil-based Embraer’s Super Tucano military aircraft. The AT-6 turboprop is designed for counterinsurgency, close air support, armed overwatch, and homeland defense and security.

Hawker Beechcraft has said that winning the contract – which was expected to have been awarded at the end of October – would keep its T-6 production line operating beyond 2015.

About 1,400 employees in 20 states – including 800 in Wichita – work on the AT-6 and T-6 programs. The number includes how many people work on the programs at Hawker Beechcraft and its U.S. suppliers and partners.

“We continue to believe that we offered the most capable, affordable and sustainable light attack aircraft as measured against the Air Force’s Request for Proposal,” Hawker Beechcraft said in its statement.

“HBC’s exclusion from competing for this important contract appears at this point to have been made without basis in process or fact.

“We are very interested in learning more about the decision and look forward to the results of the GAO’s review.”

The initial contract is to supply 20 aircraft to two air bases in Afghanistan and another 15 to use in “building partner capacity,” the Air Force has said.

That number could grow to 55 aircraft worth up to $950 million. Deliveries were to begin in April 2013.

Final deliveries of trainers to the U.S. Navy under the JPATS program are scheduled to take place in 2015.

Read more here: http://www.kansas.com/2011/11/23/2112778/hawker-r...

Newt Gingrich said Friday that a former CIA official has told him that President Obama's administration has leaked more secrets than any administration that official had seen.

"You have an Obama administration who's dedicated to appeasing our enemies and dedicated to giving away our secrets," Gingrich said in an interview with WHO radio in Des Moines. "I've had a former very senior CIA person tell me this White House has leaked more secrets than any White House in his lifetime."

A senior Obama campaign official said in response: "His definition of appeasement must be decimating al Qaeda's leadership."

Obama has been known for his low tolerance of unofficial leaked information, and has instructed his numerous directors of national intelligence to crack down on them. One senior administration official said earlier this year that the only time he witnessed Obama raising his voice was in the summer of 2010, when he complained about leakings describing the CIA efforts to expand its footprint in Yemen.

Director of National Intelligence James Clapper promptly sent a memo to the entire intelligence community in which he noted that "blabbing secrets to the media is not 'in.' So far as I'm concerned." But he has found it frustrating to keep pace with the volume of information that has been disclosed.

After the successful Navy SEAL raid that killed Osama bin Laden, the intelligence community saw a wave of leaks on operational details; Denis McDonough, the deputy national security adviser, characterized it as a big "barf" of secrets. Clapper sent another memo.

First an American 6 billion dollar drone lands itself in Iran and now this, sure sounds like obama is handing out Xmas gifts to his bros.

Around 160 tons of explosives and 69 American surface-to-air missiles have been found by Finnish officials on a cargo ship bearing a British flag and ultimately destined for China, authorities said Wednesday. They said they didn't know the origin of the Patriot missiles or who was supposed to receive them.

The M/S Thor Liberty sailed from the north German port of Emden on Dec. 13 and two days later docked in Kotka, southern Finland, to pick up a cargo of anchor chains, officials said. Its final destination was Shanghai, but it wasn't clear whether that's where the arms shipment was going, officials said.

Detective superintendent Timo Virtanen of the National Bureau of Investigation said dock workers found massive amounts of picric acid — an explosive — and the missiles as they were loading the chains and alerted inspectors.

Some of the explosives were not stored properly, customs spokesman Petri Lounatmaa said, adding that an investigation was launched into a possible breach of Finnish export and weapons trading laws and that the cargo would be impounded if determined to be illegal.

"At this stage we don't know where it was loaded on the ship or if the Thor Liberty planned a drop before its port of destination in China," Lounatmaa told The Associated Press.

It was Bushes fault :)