Sharpton on the lack of a lasting peace in the Middle East: "Da Joooz are da ones wit da bagels and lox on dey face."

All well and good, save for that bit about "Calling attention to...issues of income inequality is a good thing." Unless by "calling attention to" Mr. Polone means pointing out that the lowest rungs of the economic ladder in this country need to get off the stick and start doing better for themselves, income inequality is nothing but a communist code phrase for confiscation of the wealth of producers. I suppose expecting to completely drop the liberal class warfare angle is asking too much. Calling out Moore is a good start though.

I have a question for all you Flea Baggers:

Are you all fornicating with barnyard animals like Melvin is?

Stop projecting, Mel.

"I don't have Outlook"

That puts you in the same company as 99% of the 99%ers.

How about those douchebags just hop on a train?

The real Chuck the Schmuck won't show up anywhere unless the cameras are rolling.

Roll out the stock footage. Also, who in hell is Alan Cummings?

As much as GE has disgraced itself in hiring this bigoted clown, so too have the guests who appear on his program shamed themselves. If Fox gave David Duke a nightly show, would Ed Rendell and Michael Steele appear on it? Any public figure with a shred of conscience should shun Fat Al.

Charlie Wrangle is an old crook. Good God, did Laura ever clean his clock.