Hog_Whitman's Comments

Big Hollywood : Stand Up Notes From Flyover Country: Fallen Heroes and Terrorists

Thu, 12 Nov 2009 01:04:17 +0000

My friend Rosemary Storm's tribute to all of our fallen veterans... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gUg9SDeDYoI

Big Hollywood : 'Not Evil Just Wrong' Premiere Big Hollywood Live Stream

Mon, 19 Oct 2009 04:33:55 +0000

I think the tide is turning (or I sure hope it is), but one of the big stumbling blocks to that is the natural aversion that most people have to ever admitting that they're wrong. I think it needs to start somewhere at the top. This has to be handled at that level (amongst others) because millions of gullible people have emotionally invested their very credibility into this issue. Somebody Big is going to have to find some Big balls and bring the Big Mea Culpa on this one in order to get the ball(s) rolling. To that end, I have hastily assembled a humble suggestion. Gawd, I hope they sue me. Please, sue me.

Big Hollywood : Art is Stuff ...and Stuff Happens

Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:52:10 +0000

"Hey Doc, I think you left your ring on..?" "That's not my ring, it's my Rolex!" Try the veal...

Big Hollywood : Open Thread Saturday

Sat, 1 Aug 2009 16:12:00 +0000

I love Palin, but I think she should stay off of radio. Her voice isn't really suited for it. A minute or two, here and there, is fine, but a steady diet might be too much. She does well on TV, but I don't know about a regular show. Overexposure... or something.

Big Hollywood : Open Thread Saturday

Sat, 1 Aug 2009 16:06:20 +0000

As I recall, the extras on the DVD have a feature just about Technicolor and how it came about. Fascinating stuff if you like the technical side of things. And if you have Netflix, you can watch the movie instantly (but not the extras).

Macleans.ca : Why do you leave the one you love?

Fri, 17 Jul 2009 18:14:14 +0000

Canadians live three years longer than Americans. The only drawback is: they have to live those three years in Canada. I keed. Relax, you hockey pucks. Besides, what's a little six-week-wait for a root canal? Bonus Round: Did you hear about the guy who had a map of Canada tattooed on his ass? Every time he sat down, Quebec separated.

Big Hollywood : From the Vast Business Mind of President Obama

Tue, 2 Jun 2009 23:33:35 +0000

I wasn't thinking about that, but now that you mention it, it is 60 years now. Dang, I'm old.

Big Hollywood : From the Vast Business Mind of President Obama

Tue, 2 Jun 2009 22:39:47 +0000

No German citizens ever got a Volkswagen till years after the war. Other than a prototype or two, none were produced till 1949. The English military helped piece the bombed-out factory back together and then they went home. Or something like that.

Big Hollywood : From the Vast Business Mind of President Obama

Tue, 2 Jun 2009 21:17:10 +0000

I scream at my television too, but I don't call it "Mr. Obama". My wife won't let me watch TV when he's on it, and I don't blame her. And I never go anywhere without my Boog-Stop™. And one of these.. Ok, I made that part up. It's really for the cat.

Big Hollywood : Daily Gut: Maybe I Should Change My Name

Fri, 29 May 2009 21:12:09 +0000

Greg Gutfeld, I know your name, and I just can't quit you, man. Well, if in fact that is your real name.

Big Hollywood : test a.d.

Thu, 28 May 2009 04:48:44 +0000

From about sentence #2 I got that it was supposed to be satire. I only kept reading because I knew that and was waiting for "the funny". Swing and a miss. I hate to be so critical, but realistically speaking, it's just not that funny. Or maybe it's just not funny enough to rate a whole column. It felt 'belabored'. Were you drinking when you wrote this?

Big Hollywood : test a.d.

Thu, 28 May 2009 04:35:06 +0000

MARY: Take your meds. Seriously. Take them.

Big Hollywood : A Harvey Milk Holiday?

Sat, 23 May 2009 21:37:41 +0000

I just had this idea. I have decided to become Gay (with a capitol "G"!). If you guys don't believe me, I will personally sodomize you till you do. Butt if I was you, I'd just trust me on this one. It'll be a whole lot less painful for everybody involved if you do. Thank you. Also, now if you don't like my "art", then you're all a bunch of f**king homophobes.

Big Hollywood : 'Idol' Reaction Proves Immutable Law: LLTL

Sat, 23 May 2009 20:41:28 +0000

Americans are homophobically bigoted against guys with untold numbers of penises actually sticking out of the middle of their face(s) while they're singing live onstage at talent competitions. We need to change this. This is the change we so desperately need.

Big Hollywood : Terror Pictures, Torture Pictures: Follow Up

Sun, 17 May 2009 06:46:56 +0000

What... no welding gloves? Put that guy in for a medal! P.S. Did the subject provide any useful information?

Big Hollywood : Waterboard Pelosi -- Let's Get to the Truth!

Sun, 17 May 2009 06:29:27 +0000

Dood... Bongwater is not a beverage!

Big Hollywood : All-American Girl

Tue, 12 May 2009 22:17:02 +0000

She's very pretty, though I could do without the Jiffy Boobs™. And let's not get carried away and start running her for high office, ok? Well, if Obama is still in office in 14 years, it won't matter anyway. Run her then. In the meantime, she's a nice pretty girl with the courage it takes to stand up for herself and what she believes. I like that, but enough with the idol worshipping. That's what liberals do.

Big Hollywood : Obama Bans the Commonfolk from Normandy UPDATED and CORRECTED

Sat, 9 May 2009 23:47:02 +0000

Did somebody say "Moses"? Sorry, but you started it.

Big Hollywood : Celebutard of the Week: Michelle Obama

Sat, 9 May 2009 22:27:57 +0000

No Car-B-Q (yet), but a short extension hose from the car's exhaust will turn any Porta-Potty™ into an excellent smoker!

Big Hollywood : Celebutard of the Week: Michelle Obama

Sat, 9 May 2009 21:26:24 +0000

I have an American car. And now that you've reminded me, I'll be adding some B-B-Q sauce to my emergency kit in the trunk. Thanks!

Hog_Whitman's Comments

Big Hollywood : Stand Up Notes From Flyover Country: Fallen Heroes and Terrorists

Big Hollywood : 'Not Evil Just Wrong' Premiere Big Hollywood Live Stream

Big Hollywood : Art is Stuff ...and Stuff Happens

Big Hollywood : Open Thread Saturday

Big Hollywood : Open Thread Saturday

Macleans.ca : Why do you leave the one you love?

Big Hollywood : From the Vast Business Mind of President Obama

Big Hollywood : From the Vast Business Mind of President Obama

Big Hollywood : From the Vast Business Mind of President Obama

Big Hollywood : Daily Gut: Maybe I Should Change My Name

Big Hollywood : test a.d.

Big Hollywood : test a.d.

Big Hollywood : A Harvey Milk Holiday?

Big Hollywood : 'Idol' Reaction Proves Immutable Law: LLTL

Big Hollywood : Terror Pictures, Torture Pictures: Follow Up

Big Hollywood : Waterboard Pelosi -- Let's Get to the Truth!

Big Hollywood : All-American Girl

Big Hollywood : Obama Bans the Commonfolk from Normandy **UPDATED and CORRECTED**

Big Hollywood : Celebutard of the Week: Michelle Obama

Big Hollywood : Celebutard of the Week: Michelle Obama

Big Hollywood : Obama Bans the Commonfolk from Normandy UPDATED and CORRECTED