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Big Hollywood : L.A. Elementary School Invites Porn Star To Read To First Graders

Sun, 13 Nov 2011 17:27:19 +0000

Sasha Grey is a pornstar whose work turns the stomach of other pornstars.

Big Hollywood : 'The Way' Director Emilio Estevez: 'We Have to Give Voice to the Unborn'

Sat, 15 Oct 2011 14:55:31 +0000

Looks like my kind of movie. Emilio always came off as the sane one in the family.

Big Hollywood : Morgan Freeman Calls Tea Party Racist

Fri, 23 Sep 2011 22:38:43 +0000

I would bring up the story going around that Morgan Freeman is diddling his adult step-granddaughter which he raised (ala Woody Allen), but I guess that might be racist.

Big Hollywood : 'Colombiana' Review: Zoe Saldana Steals the Show as a Vengeful Assassin

Sat, 27 Aug 2011 20:10:04 +0000

Hot chicks in their panties fighting and shooting guns, stuff blowing up, and bad guys getting their eternal comeuppance. Some of you folks are really hard to please. Me...I'm there.

Big Hollywood : Liberal Hollywood Shortchanges Actresses

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 22:17:45 +0000

No actress could be in Glengarry Glen Ross. That is a GUY movie all the way. "Coffee is for CLOSERS!!!!!"

Big Hollywood : 'Lopez Tonight' Canceled: Thursday Is Last Show

Thu, 11 Aug 2011 01:11:20 +0000

If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'. http://thefuninfuneral.blogspot.com/2010/06/vajaz...

Big Hollywood : 'Lopez Tonight' Canceled: Thursday Is Last Show

Wed, 10 Aug 2011 23:14:46 +0000

Credit where credits due. Without the George Lopez Show we never would have known that Jennifer Love Hewitt vajazzled her vajajay.

Big Journalism : When Did the Riverfront Times Become Such a Prude?

Sat, 6 Aug 2011 23:25:42 +0000

With all due respect to the Lt. Governor there, that bartender looks more like a man. He might want to check the underpants for a bulge.

Big Hollywood : Tracy Morgan's Humiliating GLAAD Re-Education Tour ... The Video!

Wed, 22 Jun 2011 04:11:05 +0000

Hey Tracy, how does it feel to be made somebody's bitch?

Big Government : Statement on Opie & Anthony's Illicit Capture and Release of Photograph

Thu, 9 Jun 2011 02:55:42 +0000

I wouldn't sweat this Andrew. I'm a fan of yours and O & A and would like to hear you on the show again. The photo deal is small potatoes. The only reason you can tell what it is, is that you know what you're looking for. All that aside, the chat log transcript with the Blackjack dealer is what's going to kill him. Those are devastating.

Big Hollywood : Bullying 'Glee' Creator Caricatures Blacks & Christians, Publicly Trashes Artists Who Don't Want The

Tue, 22 Mar 2011 14:10:12 +0000

Again, I ask. Why are heterosexual men even watching this show enough to comment on it?

Big Hollywood : Twenty Most Overrated Films of All Time: Part II

Sun, 20 Mar 2011 16:28:43 +0000

I disagree with about half of Ben's complete list. Especially Pulp Fiction and Fargo which are brilliant films. Just because characters are repellent doesn't make them uninteresting. As a matter of fact, most times the opposite is true.

Big Hollywood : Desperate for a Comeback, Disgraced Author Degrades Christ in New Novel

Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:09:17 +0000

This 25 years sober alcoholic/addict called BS on A Million Little Pieces about 100 pages in. James Frey is a jerk and a fraud. Anyone that spends a dime buying his "work" is an idiot.

Big Hollywood : 'Glee' Trashes & Stereotypes Conservatives, Wins GLAAD Award for Tolerance

Wed, 16 Mar 2011 21:45:50 +0000

I guess my question would be why is an adult (presumably) heterosexual man watching Glee in the first place?

Big Hollywood : Charlie Sheen: Get Well Soon

Sun, 30 Jan 2011 00:36:05 +0000

Agreed. Framed for the manslaughter. Party guy? Oh yeah. Crash and burn for Charlie? It's in the mail.

Big Hollywood : Charlie Sheen: Get Well Soon

Sat, 29 Jan 2011 21:24:25 +0000

Rock may be dead, but Rock Star behavior sure ain't. Porn stars and blow! Charlie Sheen is the 21st century Fatty Arbuckle. And will probably end up the same way.

Big Hollywood : ...And Now a Holiday Message From Evangelical Atheist Ricky Gervais

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 22:33:02 +0000

Dumb stupid atheist or not, I gotta admit the dude really makes me laugh.

Big Journalism : NYT Gets Vapors Over Justice Scalia and Tea Party Seminar

Thu, 23 Dec 2010 14:39:39 +0000

Dana, I hate to be the language nanny, but I'm a non jew who loves Yiddish. Verklempt (you used the German spelling) means choked with emotion. (Think my mother-in-law when she talks about how wonderful my daughter is.) A better way to put it may be that Scalia gives the NYT "agida" which is Italian slang for upset stomach. Also fitting considering Justice Scalia's ancestry. Love ya.

Big Hollywood : Good Luck, Wesley! We'll Be Here When You Get Out!

Thu, 9 Dec 2010 20:47:34 +0000

Hopefully he doesn't shank anybody.

Big Hollywood : Meet Whitney Cummings: Up-and-Coming Comic Who Steals Jokes about Handicapped Babies

Sat, 4 Dec 2010 00:24:53 +0000

Whitney Cummings said to me one night. "Hey Funeral Guy, give me 12 inches and make me bleed." So I f****d her 4 times and punched her in the face. Hahahahahahaha! (And yes, I did steal that joke. Thank you, I'll be here all week.)