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13 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - L.A. Elementary School... · 0 replies · +1 points

Sasha Grey is a pornstar whose work turns the stomach of other pornstars.

17 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - 'The Way' Director Emi... · 0 replies · +25 points

Looks like my kind of movie. Emilio always came off as the sane one in the family.

20 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Morgan Freeman Calls T... · 0 replies · +3 points

I would bring up the story going around that Morgan Freeman is diddling his adult step-granddaughter which he raised (ala Woody Allen), but I guess that might be racist.

24 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - 'Colombiana' Review: Z... · 0 replies · -3 points

Hot chicks in their panties fighting and shooting guns, stuff blowing up, and bad guys getting their eternal comeuppance. Some of you folks are really hard to please. Me...I'm there.

25 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Liberal Hollywood Shor... · 2 replies · +3 points

No actress could be in Glengarry Glen Ross. That is a GUY movie all the way. "Coffee is for CLOSERS!!!!!"

26 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - 'Lopez Tonight' Cancel... · 1 reply · +1 points

If I'm lyin', I'm dyin'.
http://thefuninfuneral.blogspot.com/2010/06/vajaz...

26 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - 'Lopez Tonight' Cancel... · 4 replies · +3 points

Credit where credits due. Without the George Lopez Show we never would have known that Jennifer Love Hewitt vajazzled her vajajay.

27 weeks ago @ Big Journalism - When Did the Riverfron... · 0 replies · -2 points

With all due respect to the Lt. Governor there, that bartender looks more like a man. He might want to check the underpants for a bulge.

33 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Tracy Morgan's Humilia... · 0 replies · +2 points

Hey Tracy, how does it feel to be made somebody's bitch?

35 weeks ago @ Big Government - Statement on Opie & An... · 0 replies · +5 points

I wouldn't sweat this Andrew. I'm a fan of yours and O & A and would like to hear you on the show again. The photo deal is small potatoes. The only reason you can tell what it is, is that you know what you're looking for. All that aside, the chat log transcript with the Blackjack dealer is what's going to kill him. Those are devastating.
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