FightinPacifist
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76 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Sex. · 0 replies · +9 points
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76 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - The power ballad worsh... · 5 replies · +5 points
1. The mild-mannered, sweet, sappy, Jesus-is-my-boyfriend" verse: "My Jesus, My Savior, Lord there is none like you. My comfort, my shelter..." (cf. "More Than Words" by Extreme)
2. It's an all-and/or-nothing song: "There is NONE like You. ALL of my days. Let EVERY breath, ALL that I am, NEVER cease to worship You. ALL the earth." (cf. "You're the Best" by Joe Esposito)
3. It's got powerful butt-kicking words. Words you'd find in song about Chuck Norris. "The WONDERS of your MIGHTY love. TOWER of refuge STRENGTH. SHOUT to the Lord. POWER and MAJESTY, praise to the KING. MOUNTAINS BOW DOWN AND THE SEAS WILL ROAR AT THE SOUND OF YOUR NAME." Seriously, it's like the words were taken from www.chucknorrisfacts.com.
4. The mild-mannered verse steadily ramps up to an anthemic chorus. Every time. Without fail. (cf. "The Reason" by Hoobastank - which is a band name that still sounds like something slightly kinky)
5. There's usually a key change. Key changes are anthemic because they create anticipation. You actually have to pay attention to what's going on, even though you've already sung it a thousand times. This month.
And now, 5 real proven Power Ballads that somebody should probably sing in a church that is much hipper than mine:
1. Nothing Else Matters - Metallica
2. My Immortal - Evanescence
3. Right Here Waiting - Richard Marx
4. More than Words - Extreme
5. Faithfully - Journey
76 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Forgetting 1 geography... · 0 replies · +1 points
Great post.
77 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - What are you reading? ... · 0 replies · +1 points
77 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Having a "life verse." · 0 replies · +1 points
"Prepare me the kind of tasty food I like and bring it to me to eat, so that I may give you my blessing before I die." - Genesis 27:4, NIV
But for real...it's 2 Corinthians 5:20 - "We are therefore Christ's ambassadors, as though God were making his appeal through us..."
78 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Hipster Christianity -... · 0 replies · 0 points
78 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Hipster Christianity -... · 0 replies · +1 points
81 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - One letter that change... · 0 replies · +2 points
I apologize for the long quote, but it's worth hearing in its entirety.
82 weeks ago @ Stuff Christians Like ... - Becoming an expert on ... · 2 replies · +1 points
Ruckus