yeah a beer and a lobster knife fight...

haha probably should fill you in more; that monday i went cougar hunting with my mate, for some reason when both plastered we decided to start spilling our secret crushes (for each other), hence i got to leave with not a cougar, but a puma, my friend. she is ten years older than me, and yes bren she does have 2 boys, 2 and 4 years old. not only did i get to go home with the puma, it keeps inviting me back, something in which i will not say no, so while its early days, we both think theres more there...oh and btw her boys are swicked, they seem to enjoy having me around and yeah i enjoy doing stuff with them, like fishing and fixing stuff.

yeah, done...um weird question but show of hands, who here thinks that 10yrs is too much of an age difference for a relationship?

yea...nothing like leaving town at 4am with someone near your mothers age haha

lol it makes my mullet flap in the wind ever so gracfully...

or you could by a 2.8l diesel powered bogan transporter and up your street cred and single handedly stick it to mother nature yourself...my life is bliss

...for shame...

by far my favourite movie of all time...the bit near the end where the gunships come up the hill on the last advance...it speaks volumes

bet its not structurely sound...better check it has a moisture content of 17% or less...

lol maybe countwooldownworths?