Man, chainsawsuit readers are the most judgmental of any of the sites I go to. It's insane that 8 different people thought this comment was so bad it deserved a -1.

I didn't realize the grammy was an award given for those who donate the most to charity. I thought it was an award for making a good or popular album.

He's obviously an only child, so adding support for daughter codes would be foolish for his parents to do.

You've reminded me how there is still no consistently easy way to send large files to people.

Person 1: Just e-mail me that file.
Person 2: My e-mail server won't allow attachments over 10 MB.
P1: Put it on a flash drive and bring it to me.
P2: You live across the country.
P1: Upload it to one of those upload sites, assuming you know one that hasn't been shut down.
P2: My work firewall blocks all of those.
P1: Um, seed a torrent with the file?
P2: I don't know what those words even mean. I can burn it onto a DVD and send it via post office I guess?

goddamn. I still didn't get it until LICD was mentioned by name. But Kris is right. I tweeted months ago that LICD seems to have turned into the same BS that Ctrl-Alt-Del was when I stopped reading it. A totally unlikeable protagonist who does nothing but cause trouble for everyone around him, yet they inexplicably love him for it anyway.

I was watching a tool-aided speed-run once. For those unaware, that means they use all these tricks to beat a game as quickly as possible. In this case, I was watching the run of Dragon Warrior. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwXbQWqWDjo The biggest trick there was using luck to make it so that you don't run into any random enemies. Or if you do, it's always a critical hit so that you win as quickly as possible to level up. Part way through, I thought about all Dragon Warrior heroes getting together to talk about their adventures when they reach Dragon Warrior heaven. He tells everyone "It was pretty easy, guys. Sure I died a few times, but all in all it was like 20 minutes. No sweat." And they all look at him mouth agape.

Your comic reminded me of that. Sorry, I'll show myself out.

chainsawsuit readers don't poop. that's common knowledge.

Your use of the term "laugh track" is inappropriate. Laugh Track denotes canned laughter that is added in after the show. TBBT, like Cheers and Seinfeld, is record before a live studio audience.

I started balding at like 22. Nothing like being 25 years old and not being carded in bars (and people your age treating you like a creepy old guy).
I'm 28 now, and in most other respects I'm probably better than I was then. I had been obese all my life. About a year and a half ago, I thought about all the things that sucked about my life, and decided my weight was the easiest thing to change. I lost 90 lbs, and then in April of this year I started running. I can without a doubt say that I can run faster and farther now than I could in high school when we had to run in phys ed.
The downside is I got gall stones (they say rapid weight loss can cause that) and had to have my gall bladder removed. So that kind of sucked.

"In fact, none exist that aren’t signed and sketched in."
So my sketch-free book is more of a collectors item than your lame sketched-in books. eBay, here I come!