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Film School Rejects : Expedition Africa Wants To Give You Cool Things

Tue, 2 Jun 2009 19:49:48 +0000

My camera to document and for the locals, as Seinfeld use to say "I will show you the Stooges"

Film School Rejects : Caption This: Terminator Salvation

Fri, 22 May 2009 21:02:15 +0000

He poked me in the eye! Captain Insano shows no mercy.

/Film : Secret Star Wars Production Shooting in Hollywood

Sun, 17 May 2009 09:30:33 +0000

Lucas's funeral video tribute.

/Film : Angels & Demons - What Did You Think?

Sun, 17 May 2009 09:04:19 +0000

Angels and Demons 2009's Vantage Point It’s almost as if he’s punishing us for thinking he is again capable of making competent, enjoyable movies (Frost/Nixon) and then getting mad that it didn’t make big money. So it’s like he is thinking “good movie, bad grossings. Shitty movie, excellent grossings . It wasn’t even like they really gave a shat, it’s like they knew the average moviegoer would think, “Tom Hanks, Ron Howard, Ewan McGregor, this must be a great movie and anything I see on screen is unquestionably amazing”. The pacing was excruciatingly long, making it feel like the movie lasted at least four and a half hours. It seemed like it would take 30 minutes to get to some important clue and it wouldn’t be like “oh my gosh, aahhh”, but more like “oh, your still watching” then it would zoom in on 1 of 4 looks of puzzlement on Tom Hanks face. There didn’t seem to be any urgency, as if everything was a normal day at work and there was nothing to get excited about and you never have sense that anything is at stake. The character were highly uninteresting and went about there ways as much, so that when something happened to one of them there was little reason to care. The irritatingly dumb dialogue didn’t help, “that completely obvious clue that was mentioned 4 times, not just 5 mins ago, I am now able to comprehend, do you also comprehend that rational clue. Now that you mention it I do". Early on it appeared that McGregor might be the bright spot of the whole ordeal, only to have that wane and culminate into the hilariously saddening climax. Plot holes and implausibility’s were thrown around like a key to good film making. For whatever reason don’t stop to ask questions, just shoot the guy, and doors connecting secret passageways, should always have the keys in them waiting to be turned. The musical score was all “oh my god, super suspenseful action/ultra revelatory shit going on” magnifying the absence of suspense. Overall learned that Ron Howard had an utter lack of contempt for the audience’s intelligence; in that the only way an average person could enjoy a movie, was for him to make them an average movie (which he failed to do). That sad part about that is that he will be vindicated with big grossings. Tom Hanks/Ewan McGregor need the money/don't give a shit any more Camerlengo's have loads of free time

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Quantum of Sholace

Wed, 1 Oct 2008 23:36:27 +0000

I think this is what it might of sounded like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hxs2D0wLD8g&fe... PS cant wait till the sex tape comes out comes out in Febtober

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : A Phenomenon Known As "J.J. Vu"

Thu, 18 Sep 2008 21:10:59 +0000

Im just glad I'm not the only one that wears the same exact clothes I was wearing +4 years ago. On another note not at all related to this, I almost pounded my aunts face into a jelly, today, like 40 mins ago. But it would have been for a good reason, she made me miss the first hour of Sunny. Well not the whole hour, the last 40 mins but still, she would have deserved it and I would have loved it. So instead of TWO FULL HOURS of Sunny, I now get 1 hour 20 mins.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Special Effing X

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 23:42:28 +0000

Here's some rapingly good photos of the ceremony I stumbled upon. http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2008/08/2008_oly...

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Scared Straight

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:26:37 +0000

I could go to Catholic school, maybe just for the supposed hot school girls but, I don't know if thats a myth or not. Not that I would have a chance or anything. But do Christian schools have hot chicks or is it just anti-monkey fuckers.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Scared Straight

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:18:34 +0000

If any thing the phrase "we couldn't take the complaining anymore" should be immediately fallowed by "the children were then savagely beaten by the haggard parent(s), back to you Chaz". Josh's monologue imideaitly brought this to mind http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a25c39... Really though, with motivational speaking like Josh's shouldn't be wasted on one child but spread to many like Ebola eroding their spirits. He could be the white Jules of hockey or the the Sgt. Hartman or little league.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrevhAkQWiw&fe... Another note, I misread "eat proper foods" as "eat pooper foods" like 12 times in the above post.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Scared Straight

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:21:45 +0000

I wouldn't have believed that had it not happened to me and my mom, to-fucking-day. Not only was it my first time in a chik-fila, but we used a coupon for free food and got another coupon for free food, a moment I Indian teared at. There's also a celebrity moment that almost happened but thats another longer, weirder, more jacked up story, so I do the short version. I saw someone who looked like Ryan Gosling.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : I'm Going To See "The Clone Wars" Ziro Times

Thu, 21 Aug 2008 19:35:20 +0000

Plus a twist of melted wookies and a spritz of ruined memories.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : I Want You To Curve The Bullshit

Fri, 8 Aug 2008 21:27:29 +0000

Well at least now Bay can spend $20 million to cgi a finger. But seriously though I would rather have karma teach Lucas not to be a molesting fuck instead of it trying to teach LaBoof not to be such a douche. PS. I love the way in panel four you set up Josh to either seizure out in a possible next panel or face melt ala Raiders.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : It's Hardly Noticeable

Tue, 5 Aug 2008 15:09:16 +0000

Wow, that sounds like the memoir of my life.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Two Thumbs Deep

Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:57:26 +0000

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/...

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Dethkomercial

Thu, 10 Jul 2008 23:19:13 +0000

Not really related but something for you toast/BSG aficionado to ponder, how much is $70 really? http://www.slashfilm.com/2008/07/10/cool-stuff-fr...

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Shit Happenings

Tue, 24 Jun 2008 21:17:45 +0000

I'm glad I'm not alone in thinking it blew. I was seriously looking around at the people in the theater to make sure they were watching the same movie I was, and wondering how the hell they could be laughing and enjoying themselves. Maybe its just me and I expect a movie to actually be well crafted and not just automatically think its good because something is displayed on a big screen.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Josh Smash!

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 14:36:41 +0000

Gravy related goodness, http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=1001a20...

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Shit Happenings

Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:44:07 +0000

Don't expect Get Smart to be any better, and from what I saw expect it be worse ,much worse.

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Josh Smash!

Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:09:20 +0000

"I've had it with these mother clucking vegans at this mother clucking place!"

HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek Comic : Josh Smash!

Sat, 21 Jun 2008 23:58:59 +0000

Dans le veine, mère clucker!