NothingHappens

NothingHappens

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3 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 1 reply · +1 points

And then Don realized, he should have left the LTD at home and driven the Pontiac wagon.....

(Car nerd/name joke, which I expect all you to immediately get!)

3 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +3 points

If you pan to the right, my dear, you'll see a Ford Crown Victoria. It is, of course, the proper full-sized American automobile this Dodge 600 is trying, and I should emphasize trying, to imitate. Zoom in, you won't see any turbo lag.

5 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Weekend Edi... · 1 reply · +1 points

Rootes Group, not Roots Group (that'd be some band whose music I can't effing stand).

5 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Night Rider - 1990 Maz... · 0 replies · +3 points

Obscure fact: Canada got the 3 and 5 door "323 Famila" models for a few years.

6 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +1 points

Neighbors, and MoPar enthusiasts, Ricardo and Sergio were desperate to keep up with the Jones' across street. Tom Jones that is, with his damn XJS and 5.5" wide lapels.

7 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +1 points

We may be driving a Warlock but we only want to nibble your flesh!

/you may have to know something about warlocks to get this one....

11 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +3 points

And in the middle: the CNT1000!

11 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +2 points

*Good, you're reading the fine print! None of the prostitutes you will murder as a 1973 Dodge CT800 or CNT900 driver will look like her, sorry. On the plus side a 38,000lb payload capacity will ensure you can haul many dead prostitutes. Dealer may murder for less.

11 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Classic Cap... · 0 replies · +1 points

America's future: Fat people driving shitty cars they don't want but can barely afford.