My advice: anywhere else.

I want a spin off series featuring Wallace & Julie. And Young Neil.

The whole audience, as the final scene cut to black, gasped as one - perfect!

If you haven't seen Vampire's Kiss, with the aforementioned cockroach, it's well worth digging out - I remember watching this in the afterglow of Wild At Heart when it seemed Cage could do no wrong. There are bright spots in the increasingly mundane filmography - Adaptation, Lord Of War, Matchstick Men - and I much prefer Gone In 60 Seconds to either the guff of Con Air/Face-Off or the nonsense petrol-fests of Fast & Furious et al...

Having enjoyed the book, I'm very disappointed with the adaptation - they have completely blanded Bingham out.

And whilst there's nothing wrong with Clooney being Clooney, can this role seriously be considered Oscar worthy, even in such a thin year?