CypressCarNut

CypressCarNut

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115 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Subaru Ad Simultaneous... · 1 reply · +2 points

This might have the makings of a good future post- The Hooniverse Frankencar - because we know better than everyone else. What sort of sedan/hatch/suv/etc. would we build if we could with present day engineering.

example - drivetrain/engine from an Subaru Outback grafted into a Chevy Equinox with a Honda CR-V interior

115 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Coolest Mug... · 0 replies · +2 points

He is dead. Only the good is left and the bad is burried in the coffin - think Ted Kennedy

116 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- It's All in... · 0 replies · +2 points

Cadillac: Does the red paint make my ass look big?
Beemer: <cough> no baby, it looks just fine

116 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Good Advice... · 0 replies · +1 points

I accept your statement, but in their defense, Brazil has some of the most accomplished plastic surgeons in the world...

116 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Good Advice... · 0 replies · +2 points

But if you are kinky, hire German

116 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Rocket Science · 2 replies · +2 points

Upon closer inspection, it looks like it is not a bumper sticker, rather a magnet type "refrigerator" whatchamacallit. I bring this up because no self-respecting rocket scientist would drive a Grand Am. They are required to drive Volvos and Volkswagens and astronauts have to drive corvettes - the movies told me so.

116 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Hooniverse Asks- What ... · 1 reply · +2 points

I really want a '66 convertible Ford Galaxie 500 with a 17' or so Airstream travel trailer.

http://www.streetdreamstexas.com/classics/66-2079...

116 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Last Call- Hobnobbing ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Thanks, I meant Pelicans...Damn Pelicans

116 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Small Car FAIL- Just T... · 0 replies · +2 points

He might want to keep a laptop and a webcam handy, velcro the webcam to the top of the roof/drywall panels and the laptop to the console and bob's your uncle

116 weeks ago @ Hooniverse - Small Car FAIL- Just T... · 1 reply · +1 points

clearly he thought that if he ran into another vehicle, it would just drive over the roofline. the sheets make a perfect ramp