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12 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You're ... · 0 replies · +8 points

7. A woman is looking at you. She is wearing her hat in a manner you find unbearably independent and mannish. You despise her, and the repressed feelings of homosexuality it brings out in you. That is why you're drunk. That, and the memories of your mother dressing you like a girl, so you would be your sister's "twin." You write, but never publish "The Garden of Eden."

14 years ago @ Big Hollywood - He's Out: Cameron to L... · 0 replies · +1 points

Finally, an insufferable leftocrit who's making good on a promise to leave! "Work with me, here..." indeed!

14 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Bill Cosby Has Tim Teb... · 2 replies · +7 points

Bill Cosby played college ball at Temple, so he he knows what he's talking about. His bit on the annual Hofstra game in his "Why is there Air?" comedy album is a classic. Tebow may remind Mr. Cosby of Joe Kapp as a player, but I don't think Tebow will be punching out guys fifty years from now.

14 years ago @ Big Hollywood - PC Police Get Another ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Artie: Do you you know who runs Hollywood?
Phil: The Jews?
Artie: No, the gay Jews.

The Larry Sanders Show

14 years ago @ Midwest Sports Fans - The 10 Funniest Exampl... · 0 replies · +2 points

Freeze the video of the Super Bowl shuffle at 2:05. When Jim McMahon lifts his shades, he looks like Arnold's Terminator who has lost his eyebrows.

14 years ago @ Big Hollywood - The James Bond Chronic... · 1 reply · +1 points

I remember an article on the poster during the time the movie came out. According to the author, the legs were a composite of three or so different sets of legs, taking the best of each gam to make the "perfect" set of legs for the poster.

14 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Today's Open Thread: #... · 0 replies · +4 points

Absolutely must see TV on Friday eves (along with Hogan's Heroes, Gomer Pyle, and the original Smother's Brothers' sitcom). Ross Martin had one of the best lines concerning his role in the series. When asked if he did his own stunts, he replied, "No, but I do my own acting."

15 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Christina Aguilera: Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

God punishes those morons who try to cutesy up a song that at best, is difficult to sing. The worst offense is when a singer holds a note, milking the song to get a rise out of the audience. Forgetting the words is a means to the punishment. Never living it down is the actual punishment.

15 years ago @ Big Hollywood - For $745 You Too Can B... · 0 replies · 0 points

What, no homage to Fidel?

15 years ago @ Big Hollywood - Top 25 Left-Wing Films... · 0 replies · +1 points

"g*ddamned army!" "g*ddamned army jeep!" Sgt. Gorman (Bobby Troup)