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The Crooked Gremlins : Stupid Comix Week - Part 4

Fri, 27 Jan 2012 02:30:37 +0000

All ideas posted here are © The Crooked Gremlins. Pac-Man Prolapse now belongs to us. Hands off.

The Crooked Gremlins : Hear Me Now

Wed, 13 Apr 2011 02:46:15 +0000

I believe that he's putting together a ransom note. Yes. That's what's going on there.

The Crooked Gremlins : PokÃ©man, Final Page

Mon, 17 Jan 2011 00:16:08 +0000

Hey, drinking is no light-hearted matter. Now, if you'll kindly give me back my pants, I'll leave this grocery store quietly.

The Crooked Gremlins : Holiday Wordplay

Fri, 17 Dec 2010 02:09:22 +0000

I'm pretty sure that's not a giant Mace. I think it's a spatula. Or something. Definitely a cooking utensil.

The Crooked Gremlins : Better Down Where It's Wetter

Wed, 29 Sep 2010 21:51:18 +0000

Be sure to check back for our new comedy series centered around Brevity Holmes, Sherlock's brother. Or husband. I dunno. That movie is full of subtext.

The Crooked Gremlins : Cakes

Tue, 17 Aug 2010 00:26:13 +0000

WFTW.

The Crooked Gremlins : Cosmos Guide To Gremlins

Tue, 10 Aug 2010 20:21:10 +0000

Sorry to correct you, but the official verbiage is \"Bust a Slater,\" not \"Pull.\"

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The Crooked Gremlins : Vantasy

Sat, 7 Aug 2010 01:38:36 +0000

That is the intended effect. We should bottle this tension and sell it as a natural Viagra.

The Crooked Gremlins : Campy Crystal Lake

Thu, 5 Aug 2010 19:22:12 +0000

Miami? No. We're not plastic surgeons. Although I'm told Paul is familiar with many of their more advanced "metamorphosis" operations. If you know what I mean. I think you know what I mean.

The Crooked Gremlins : Ask a Gremlin #2

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 22:03:53 +0000

That has to be the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

The Crooked Gremlins : How Awesome is Drinking? So Awesome.

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 14:50:24 +0000

This one still makes me laugh. Out Loud. While rolling on the floor. With my ass beside me. Surely there's a quicker way to get that kind of information across. Some acronyms or something? LOLMAOWROTF. That looks right.

The Crooked Gremlins : Predator(s)

Sat, 17 Jul 2010 07:11:20 +0000

You are correct, sir. Thanks for pointing it out. I guess I should let people know that I've fixed it. I've fixed something that was wrong on the internet...

The Crooked Gremlins : Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Part 3

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:54:18 +0000

Yeah, but you remember how our unpaid staffers get treated in the UnderDark: http://www.crookedgremlins.com/01/13/2010/somewhe... Much worse than crying in the corner like, any day.

The Crooked Gremlins : Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Part 3

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:52:43 +0000

If you bury him and bring him back a month later, then essentially he's a zombie. Zombie Van Gogh. That... actually would be awesome. I look forward to this.

The Crooked Gremlins : Soundtrack by Huey Lewis, Part 3

Sun, 27 Jun 2010 15:51:53 +0000

Where and how are you watching it? I must know.

The Crooked Gremlins : New Lair, New Office

Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:38:22 +0000

That's just 'cause we get to look at porn during work hours. Although I really prefer it when we don't.

The Crooked Gremlins : Parting of the Sensory

Fri, 11 Jun 2010 04:20:58 +0000

That's a fair question, sir. The answer is this: my cohort is a goddamned liar, and his continual attempts to vilify me in these comment threads are allowed only because they are, by and large, funny. That's actually a pretty good boilerplate explanation for everything we do around here.

The Crooked Gremlins : Third Panel Extravaganza

Fri, 21 May 2010 23:12:50 +0000

You want more Gobbler? Wait no longer: http://www.crookedgremlins.com/10/21/2009/brought...

The Crooked Gremlins : Like A Starter Kit

Mon, 10 May 2010 19:05:02 +0000

No. I didn't have a baby. That was... a different material.

The Crooked Gremlins : Solidarity

Fri, 7 May 2010 15:57:31 +0000

My biggest regret is the name of that Gremlin. That, plus that time I killed a hobo. His stew was just too... delicious. My biggest egret, however, is a bird named Stu. After the hobo.