This is made of epic WIN! Twenty-zillion thumbs up.

This is why there needs to be more conservatives in the film-making buisness. Get out there, guys! You can do it! I know I want to give it a shot.

Grah. Am I just an innocent Christian virgin-child, or is watching people screw eachother on TV truly disgusting? I do not enjoy sex scenes. They make me feel intrusive, they make my skin crawl, and I feel really uncomfortable when watching with my parents. Don't even go there. *shudder* I don't care what sexual orientation you are, and I don't care whether it's TV or real-life. What goes on in the bedroom is YOUR OWN FRIGGING BUISNESS! I don't want to know! You can imply, but please don't show me! I feel like a pervert, and I'm female!

A-f*cking-men!

Like we care what that rapist thinks.

I like the tails, myself.

I never got what the whole problem was with the sparkling vampires for most people. "Vampires don't sparkle!" And Jackalopes don't sing. It's fiction. But I digress.
:3

I concur, but not as cliched as Avatar. And not as preachy. :B

The Three Amigos can beat up on Chuck Norris.

"Paco! Take of your jat! Jold it up! Jigher!"