"You can't take away people's right to be assholes" -Simon Phoenix. Awesome headline by the way.

My favorite thing about meeting Michael Irvin is that he said "no pictures" when I put my hand in my pocket... who knows, maybe I was gonna use the hole in my pocket as a "playmaker". Glad we decided to book it when we figured out what was going on, but I'm still surprised that she jumped in the cab with us before we drove away. Who doesn't want super-athlete children with a penchant for cocaine?

Haha, Zing! I propose a blogger war similar to the one you had with LadyKiefer over your OCD post on Sutherland's hot dog rampage last year. Don't back down from this Lepore prick.

not so good.... ridiculous. He should have said, "My tenure ruined the franchise."

I always thought of Mario Lopez as more of a "catcher" than a "pitcher" if you get my drift...