Who wouldn't be lured back in by the wily charms of the 1987 Oldsmobile Calais? TechIV engine that made, uh, SOME horsepower? Delco's finest aural entertainment system, complete with- count 'em- FOUR speakers, AM and FM? A distributor cap so sensitive to moisture that running through a puddle after a mild rainstorm caused 20 minutes of automotive emphysema? A steering rack made out of cheese grits?

I'd be a damned FOOL not to jump at the chance.

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/hangs head in shame for remembering that guy's name

I think the internet just collapsed on itself.

And if you get pulled over, you'll know who to blame.

Multimatic is running a couple of Vantages in the Continental Tire series this year.

I think this defines the phrase je ne sais quois far better than words ever could:

Clearly.

I would just like to note that the banner ad below this post is currently showing me an advert for a rehab clinic.

My liver still hurts from last night's revelry. I might even still be drunk. Urp.

Big thumbs up on the beagle rescue, Jim.