An even better way to have put it would have been "I'm not funny or intelligent and I have no original ideas. I should just give up."

You don't have to imagine. It's happening in Greece.

What is going on between our government and Mexico? Bush and Obama had/have some sort of sweetheart deal with this dirty little country. They've both ignored incursions by the Mexican military over our border. They've both refused to do anything about the infiltration by shockingly violent drug gangs. Both administrations have allowed the imprisonment of border agents for doing their duty. Something very fishy is going on here.

What on earth was Michelda Marcos doing at a NASCAR event?

"I Hear Stories That You Would Not Believe"

We do too... every time we hear you.

The house is as hideous as he is. I guess one could expect such taste from a man who probably tastes nothing but bacon double cheeseburgers.

"President Obama’s Agriculture Department today announced that it will impose a new 15-cent charge..."

The Ag Dept? We need to pass a law that re-affirms that it is illegal for faceless federal agencies to impose taxes.

Why did they bother with prison. 90 lashes is a death sentence.